Monday, January 4, 2010

Just the Stone Cold Truth - No Sissy Stuff

That's What Friends Are For

Here is what my wife's friendship means to one of her friends, though I think this is not an original creation.  But knowing the particular woman, it could be.
No Sissy Stuff  Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,  I will jump on the person who made you sad  like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,  I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you  quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again.  I don't want whatever you have.....

8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end..

'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.

He thought it was funny.

Dionne Warwick and her Friends saw it a bit differently

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