Scaramouche Style Version of a Children's Classic

Trying my Hand at Politicizing a Well Known Ditty

Blogger Scaramouche often takes well known songs and puts politically incorrect lyrics to them. In the shower this morning, this song came to me. It's all in fun. Hope it tickles your funny bone.

The Old Gray Mayor

The old gray mayor,
She ain't what she used to be
Now she runs our HRC,
Free Human Rights for you, not me
The old gray mayor,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mayor,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

The old gray mayor,
She kicked butt at the TTC,
Call outs for the blind you see,
Doesn't help the deaf or me
The old gray mayor,
She kicked butt at the TTC
Only about a year ago.

Only about a year ago,
Only about a year ago,
The old gray mayor,
She kicked butt at the TTC
Only about a year ago.

The new gray mayor,
lets Gays parade nude on Yonge you see,
Unions tell him where to pee
Garbage piled above the knee
The new gray mayor,
Is letting TO go to pot
Right fricking now.

Right fricking now,
Right fricking now,
The new gray mayor,
Is letting TO go to pot
Right fricking now.